Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,
Me, getting a man to speak openly and honestly about his emotions: Hacked
do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews
new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀
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Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
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😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
HE GOT THE WRONG ONE LMAO
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016
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